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watching steven universe
go away
- Aries: stuck up // actually down to earth
- Taurus: trust worthy // actually has tons of blackmail willing to use against you hahaha
- Gemini: shy in class // actually one of the loudest + most fun people you will ever meet
- Cancer: bitch // actually is really sweet and will cook for you
- Leo: conceited & popular // actually insecure + hates most people
- Virgo: overly critical of others // actually has no intention of hurting people and is just really honest
- Libra: happiest person you will ever meet // actually is really sad :(
- Scorpio: really cool // actually still cool but a lil awkward
- Sagittarius: unsympathetic // actually cares a whole lot tho may not show it
- Capricorn: way too serious // actually is super crazy once you get t o know them
- Aquarius: difficult at maintaining friendships // actually the other person’s fault for the end of the relationship
- Pisces: super shy & sweet // actually will fuckin turn into an ape
how can Superman go to court and have his face plastered all over the news and nobody turn to Clark Kent and be like you know what you look just like this guy
like please tell me that’s gonna come up
That is preposterous.
Clark Kent wears glasses
Clark Kent’s gonna take off his glasses to clean them or something and someone in the office is gonna scream and say he looks like Superman and he’s like huh as he puts his glasses back on and they’re gonna be like oh never mind I guess

if he is their creator he must atone for his crimes
the biggest, cash-grabbingest continuity error of them all
THIS is my biggest problem with the Minions… thing.
Gru created the minions by literally re-engineering corn kernels.
The sheer, naked greed of retconning the minions into their own franchise… it’s sick. It’s wrong. It’s unnecessary.
That’s what made his connection with them so powerful in the original movie. He knew EVERY SINGLE ONE’S name, because HE created them.
This. This is a valid criticism of the Minion movie, and I can whole-heartedly accept this.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever held the DS/3DS stylus in your mouth like a cigarette or behind your ear like a pencil
- big sword
- big sheath for my big sword
- RIPPED arms for taking my big sword out on a refreshing walk in the sun
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
so i went to the bathroom at chili’s and it was super air conditioned in there. i was by myself and i said ‘wow it’s really cold in here’ and then followed it up with ‘one might even say it’s….chilly’
and i realized this is it. this is why im single. i make puns to myself in an empty bathroom.